I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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