you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My penis needs a shock collar
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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