Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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