I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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