so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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