Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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