:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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