Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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