Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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