Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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