That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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