You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where is the hickey?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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