Don't you send me to vm
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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