I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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