It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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