you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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