as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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