was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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