Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He passed out mid-signature
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
