what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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