Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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