So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think my moral compass just broke
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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