I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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this will be a night to untag.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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