Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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