Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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