ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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