I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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