He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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