people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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