Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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