She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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