i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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