dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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