How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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