Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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