And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
ttyl tear gas
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's blow job season.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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