Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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