remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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