Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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