Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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