Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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