that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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