I can text with my tongue
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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