Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
honey bunches of taint.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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