stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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