Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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