Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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