before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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