Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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