Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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