I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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