Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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