Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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