i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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